A small background:
Daveche (last week), in the name of my wife Vkontkte, our old friend became active, even on the casino … Let’s call her LM. (Lights, bleat .. ygg)). Well … not the point. In general – knowing that my wife does not work yet, she began (LM) to go from afar, saying there is one business – “an excellent option and excellent earnings, almost without leaving home!” no specifics, everything at the meeting “is difficult to explain … the company is big and famous” … “Sponsors Formula-1” (ebat-fuck, it’s so important for my wife)))) … Well, everything is in the same spirit …
Tie:
My wife, a wise woman … And what does a wise woman do when they hang a similar noodle on her ears! ??? Correctly … acts wisely – consults with her husband))) What distinguishes a wise woman? It’s right that her husband is also wise! ))) And therefore – she sends and offers this LM. – me, as a future employee, referring to the employment and in general … (in fact – makes me a scout (correctly does, worth noting!))
The main plot and, perhaps, the culmination:
Okay … although I realized that all this is a left divorce, almost immediately – I decided to still amuse my curiosity, and at the same time – my wife to prove that all this is a divorce … (I already had this … tried pull me into something like that. “One friend – also spoke to me with such mythical and intriguing phrases and speeches … It did not work out …)
The meeting was scheduled for 10 am last Sunday, that already, in itself – some kind of nonsense, agree! LM met me. (more precisely, I even had to wait for her) and her “best friend Tasia” … We went to some office in the business center on Smirnovskaya Street (in fact, the floors removed in the building, with mediocre euro-belt and a minimal amount of furniture …), where I was put to wait for a “knowledgeable person who can explain everything normally …” … It was motivated by the fact that the girls themselves recently in this sphere, and just so that I did not understand them wrong, because of their nonprofessionalism, the whole “party policy” will be told by a person who has been working here and earning money for a long time – a professional, trained brain washer, with extensive experience and prepared template answers to all questions …)
They planted the “wait” … The little room … bare walls, center table and 4 chairs … They said “sit back to the door, so as not to be distracted” (already neighing, but until the end decided to build himself an interested fool). .. First came back LM. and Tasia))) Sitting on the right and left hand from me, then came the Guru of business … (name – I do not exactly remember, like – Nikita), he that, and took the place opposite! A small acquaintance, introductory speech … Both girls – with diaries and notebooks. (The Tasi is a stylized magazine, with clean sheets, but with a cover for S. Suvorov’s book “My path to success” … or “the way of the winner” … I do not remember, for sure, exactly, but something like that On him – my attention was turned to make me feel how cumbersome and successful they are, since they themselves are carrying such a notebook!))) Ie. “they write a book of sovih victories” yyyg) Try to exude the energy of winners and successful people))) A young man begins in “general outline” to tell me about the company … Along the way asking questions “did not tell you anything LM or Tasia ??? “…” Have you heard anything about Qnet? “ etc … He is armed with a stitched, A4 format, an album with photos, an achievement list and QNet collaborations (which should prove to me how the bizarre this office is in principle!) … Further, the mentions of the mega-cool charity fund that cooperates with Unicef … immediately – sponsorship Maroussia-Worjin-Racing – in formula 1, etc. … Well, after all this – we proceed to the “business plan …”
Everything is drawn on the A4 sheet, for example taking some abstract values … The diagram is simple, like any pyramid or network marketing scheme! There is an “I” who buy an unknown fucker for a sum, for example 1500 cents (it’s the same as it will later become – recommended and optimal, for further development) … After my purchase, I have to find 2 more close people who too – will buy some fucking from the company (in fact – I’ll find 2 more suckers), but immediately, after they buy it, I get 200 yu! So that! Well and further … Further all is simple – 2 my “recommended and zazombirovannyh” people, already zombirujut even on two, and from everyone who buys something () at the certain balance) I receive on 200, subsequent promotions and other nishtyk … Everything sounds like: “Once invested, then everything works for you … the scheme is fucking, profits – up to 24 000 dollars … (here attention!) A WEEK” …. And then, only because of restrictions in payments … Direct sales, business, marketing, 100 percent guarantee … stability, insurance … VisaMasterCard, the whole persimmon)))
Further – they try to assure me that at the first meeting, especially in an hour – all nyunasov not spelled out, everything is much more interesting and easier than it seems … and most importantly – really cool! Be sure to call your friends (the closest !!!) …
That guy told me that his girlfriend invited him, already from the kindergarten … And he went, just because of her … he called her – Sasha Nazarenko! Why do I remember? Yes, because the same LM, who called me, all the speech and agitation of this “Nikita”, wrote down in a notebook almost verbatim, along with the name – Alexandra Nazarenko (I definitely followed it ….) Why? I am almost sure that she is now learning how to wash and process, her buddhist “best friends” whom she will call in this sharashka … well, or “best friends of friends”)))
What else always delivers in these meetings is the obligatory phrase: “You are the main thing – do not tell anyone yet … otherwise I told my friend, by his stupidity, he did not understand me and jumped …” … Well, in general – until you start earning – do not tell anyone, or – around envious people. Can pozaritsya on your money! Keep everything in secret … and then – time will come, tell everyone! Especially, do not tell your relatives, or immediately, there will be hunters up to the inheritance and your profits (oh … in my 27))))
Another smiled moment, after Nikita drew me a diagram, he asked: “Does not it remind you?”, But … I’m building the “fool” (although “fool” would be understandable)))). .. I said the hard – NO! (And devchenki something … everything is scribbled and scribbled in notebooks … stenographers, yopts) He smiled sweetly, and said: “It’s good, but many unreasonable, about the pyramid immediately remember … and this is – not a pyramid, and a simple binary system of direct sales “well, or something like that! )))
In general, you can talk for a long time about the skill of “recruiters”, but I will not … And even about the “exclusive products” that offer to buy through QNet – and do not want to (one super-mega magic disk that captivates water, and you straight mega feel cool … or any pendants that contribute to your health … or about the “Swiss” clock, which in Switzerland – Osbo no one knows and does not consider his …)
Conclusion:
The second meeting, I was “strongly recommended” (in fact – almost forced) to spend the next day, i.e. on Monday (yesterday) … Naturally, I refused it on various pretexts (already on Monday morning) … To my refusal, I received a big tirade and a lecture about “I’m losing my chance and I can, of course, always gambol on my uncle, and then see the result that LM and her “best friends” have reached “… and that she can give only 4 recommendations, and then – it will be too late, and door to the bright buduyuschee, forever for me will be closed))) In doing so, she carefully interrupted me, including almost tearfully-touchy notes in the conversation … trying to knock me down with confusion, with their assurances, and even with veiled reproaches, in my failure! And that “they are waiting for me” … etc. Nothing happened … upset – she said “Okay … so far!” …
ZY Very enrages when a person you know, trying to dissolve you with such speeches and phrases that you immediately recognize as a learned text! You see how impudently he lies in your eyes, without embarrassment, and believing that you – believe him … in all these template expressions and examples! And after all, she almost offered me to take a loan, again – based on my own experience … Like, “my best friend just helped me, he had such a sum … And now I’m going to bring my boyfriend .. even if he has no money, I will take the loan myself and bring it to you! “
It’s disgusting … It’s unpleasant!
And – we are not the first to call, before that it broke with another our casino girlfriend … Nothing life is taught! Do not run the casino, for such a left batvu)))))
